| Hey guys! How's everybody doing? Well I've been thinking a lot since graduation. Mostly about my past, but I've been thinking about the future too. I'm an adult now and I don't really know how I should feel. I feel nervous, just thinking about leaving my family after I graduate from college and living out there alone by myself. I'm not ready to be an adult yet, but after sharing this...I think I will. I want to share my life with you guys before this part of my life ends. This is going to be a very long entry.
Preschool - Yup! I forgot how long preschool was, but I had a fun time and many memories. I remember my first crush too! LOL I was so young back then and I already started liking girls, but!!! I didn't know anything about boobs or pussy yet okay? lol! Well my first crush was this girl named Jessica. I thought she was pretty cute and then one day, she and her mom came over to my house. At first I was like  she's here! So we were playing in my dad's room on my dad's bed and I don't know why the hell I did this, but I did. Jessica was jumping up and down on my dad's bed and then I jumped onto his bed, pulled her pants down, and said, "LET'S HAVE SEX BABY!" LOL (I still can't believe that I fucken did that....*sighs*) Well after that, I had a new crush and she was the girl that sat next to me and I remember her being there for me and caring for me when I had a bloody nose. I liked her throughout my elementary school years. Her name was Linda.
Kindergarten - K-Grade was pretty horrible for me. I was sad because Linda wasn't in the class with me. I was a bad kid and remember how when you were a good kid, your teacher would put a happy face next to your name? Well I was so bad that my name was almost never up there on the board everyday! My teacher erased my name from the board because I was that bad! LOL Well I remember one day that I didn't get to go to recess because I was being a bad boy. So I had to sit inside the classroom with a friend of mine (I forgot his name) and we were just sitting and chatting. Later he was like, "Hey John! Let's steal some cookies and eat them okay?!" The other studends got cookies, but because we were bad, we didn't get any. So I said to him, "Nooo!!! I'm scared!!" He jumped up and ran over to my teachers desk and grabbed two cookies and he threw one to me and said, "It's okay!! She won't know!" As soon as my friend bit into the cookie, I saw my teacher came in and I threw my cookie back at him and I yelled out, "HE'S STEALING COOKIES TO EAT!!!!!" LOL! I ratted him out and later he cried! Man...I was so fucked up when I was little LOL!
I also remembered the time when I pooped in my pants. I was sitting in class and I needed to take a mad shit, but you know in kindergarten, they have like these little gay thing for you to carry with you so that people know that you're going to the restroom. Since it was only one person at a time, I couldn't go because someone already took that gay little restroom pass! So I yelled out, "MRS. CHU!!! I HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM!!!!!" She said no a couple of times! That bitch! Then finally she said "GO!!!!" So I started walking to the restroom, I couldn't run because my stomache was hurting and I don't think I could hold it anymore! I was about to reach the toilet, but it was too late. I crapped myself! So I started walking back to class, but of course I did clean myself! I still smelled like shit though, but I was hoping that nobody would notice. When I reached into the classroom, one of my classmates told the teacher that something smells. I was like, "Oh No!!!" My teacher started sniffing around trying to find out what that smell was and where it was coming from. She walked up to me and she sniffed around me and she was like, "Did you poop in your pants?" I shook my head and cried, "NOO!!!" She called my dad later and ask him to bring me a pair of pants and when my dad got here, he was really mad at me and embarrassed at the same time!
First Grade - I said my first cuss word in first grade!! So this guy named Michael was pissing me off for some reason that I forgot. I was really annoyed and I kept saying to him, "Stop bothering me!" He kept bothering me and he was blaming me for stuff that I never did. So lunch time came and I was happy! We lined up for lunch and Michael was right next to me! Blaming me for stuff I never did again! I got my lunch and that little prick sat next to me and then I started to remember something that happened a week ago. My brother got really mad at me because I kept bothering him and asking him questions about stuff. He yelled out to me, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!" So then I looked at Michael, I stood up and screamed, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER!!!" That little fag said, "OOOOHH!!! You said a bad word! I'm telling the teacher on you!!" So he went around and he saw the secretary of our school and he was like, "Lady lady he said bad word!!!" I was surprised because the lady said, "I don't care! Leave me alone! I have a headache!!" But then Michael wouldn't leave her a lone and then she said, "THAT'S IT! YOU TWO! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!" So we went and I tried to lie to the principal by saying that Michael was the one who cussed! (LOL I was so bad back then) The principal believed Michael and then he walked with us back to class and what was shocking was that my teacher and principal made me walk up to the front of the class and tell the class WHAT I SAID TO MICHAEL (What the fuck were they thinking?!?!) I was scared so I didn't say anything. Luckily, I got away with just a warning!
I'll update the rest of the years later. I gotta get back to work
Okay so I'm back!
Second Grade - I found out I had the same teacher as I did in first grade and I was sad because I hated my teacher and I didn't want her again. She hates me and I know it because she would try to find some little thing and get me in trouble for me. I remember that we were playing in class or something and we got really dirty. So my teacher sent all of the students to go wash their hands and we were running there and I was like beating everybody. Then later someone caught up to me and pushed me from behind so I flew and fell on my face and rolled a couple of times. I was bleeding pretty badly and I didn't know who pushed me! I got home and my mom was fucken pissed as hell. Me and her went down to the principal's office and she yelled at him saying how stupid it was that somebody pushed me and got me hurt and nobody knew who pushed me! She was very close to sueing the school, but the principal said that he'll find out who did this to me. He never did. That jackass.
Third Grade - One of my best years ever! I had the coolest teacher at the time and his name is Mr. Tse! He's really cool, but at the beginning of the year. He hated me a lot! He would always call me a 3 month old baby probably because I used to whine a lot. Well I started behaving this year and then Mr. Tse started to like me. I had the feeling that he was some sort of child molester though because he would always hug me and touch other children.
Well during this year after school, I was riding my little bike around the block and my friend lived at the end of the block, so I decided to go visit him. He had a dog that looked really nice so I was just petting it and then later that son of a bitch jumped up and bite my arm! He wouldn't let go so I had to pull my arm out of his mouth. I had pretty deep hole in my arm and I tried to cover it up, because I knew that if my mom found out, she would yell at me! So I covered it up and then later that night she saw the bandaid on my arm and it was really bloody. She asked me what happened and I said a dog bite me. She slapped me and screamed and me and then drove me to the emergency center on garfield. The doctors there just stitched me up and gave me a shot and said it wasn't that serious. After a few days, puss started coming out of my arm from where the bite was and it smelled horrible! So my mom drove me to the a family doctor to check it out and my doctor was pissed and said, "STUPID DOCTORS!!! THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO GIVE YOU STITCHES!!!" I found out that I was infected and that shot the doctors gave me at the emergency center was just a pain reliever. So I had to go to the hospital and get surgery on my arm. I had the best few weeks at the hospital because the food there was awesome!! Well, after I had my surgery, I looked at my arm and it was covered with bandages. Everyday a man would come in to clean my arm and on the first day that he came in to clean my arm, I was scared because I thought it would hurt. He took off my bandages and when I looked at my arm, I saw a pretty big hole and part of my bone. The girl that I was sharing the room with saw it and she freaked out! lol! Well time passed and I healed so I went back to school and I was happy because everybody missed me and they were all happy to see me.
Fourth Grade - I had Linda in my class!! At first I didn't recognize her until I looked at her closely and then I went up to her and said, "I REMEMBER YOU!" and she said, "I REMEMBER YOU TOO!" That was it. That was all we said to each other LOL. So Linda and I started talking throughout fourth grade and I really liked her. Her friends hated me a lot because I was still kind of a bad kid and I would get bad grades. Every time her friends made fun of me, she would look at me with sympathy. Well anyways I had this white teacher and she was a fucken bitch. I knew she hated me because she would always yell at me. I never did anything wrong! Last time I wrote my last name first and then my first name and she was being so anal about it! She embarrassed me in front of the class and made me write my name on the board and said, "Don't ever write your last name first again!"
Well I remembered that she showed the class some paintings and it contained nudity! LOL! I saw some boobs and pussy and I was laughing really hard a long with my friends and my teacher was so mad! She yelled at us and said, "You guys are the most IMMATURE class I've ever had!!"
I also remember having a secret admirer in class. I found a note on my desk after recess and I was happy at first because I thought it was from Linda. I opened up and there was a picture of Spider-Man and a message that said, "I love you." I was pretty shocked because it was in a guy's handwritting
Fifth Grade - I had the coolest teacher ever!! His name is Mr. Lee and I had Linda in my class again! So we sat next to each other and just started talking. Well in fifth grade, I wasn't big. I was a scrawny, little, four eyed, pizza face geek. I was about as scrawny as Florence from AS. My teacher told the class that he is a sergeant of the U.S. Army and he is the reason I started lifting weights. I was being picked on at school so much and he knew that. So at the end of the school year, he said to me in private, "John, you need to be strong! Don't let anybody pick on you." I listened to him and when summer came I started benching and building up my biceps. I also reached puberty this school year! LOL
Sixth Grade - I had Mr. Lee again and he didn't recognize me at first. I grew bigger in a short period of time and he was impressed. My voice was also deeper. When he called roll and called out my name, I said "Here!" and he said, "WOW! Your voice changed!!" Well me and Linda were sitting next to each other again and I don't know if she knew yet but I really liked her! I had so much fun in sixth grade especially at Camp Ta-Ta Pochan. I shared a cabin with my teacher and some other friends and every night, my teacher would fart on purpose and stink up the whole cabin!!! EUGHH!! *pinches nose* Well after camp, I felt that I wasn't improving anymore when I lifted weights. So I asked my teacher what I should do and he said, "Why don't you go get a six pack?" Hmm! Good idea!! So I went and I did! I was skinny back then so it was easy for me to build it! I built my six pack in about 3 months. Graduation was getting closer and I was sad because I thought I was never going to see Linda again. We were exhanging notes during class when my teacher was telling us how much he was going to miss us. I remember a little bit of how it went....
J: Are you going to Garvey?
L: I don't know yet
J: If you're not going there, I'm really going to miss you
L: I will miss you too
J: Can I have your number?
L: 626-***-****
She was the first girl that I've asked for a number and she gave it to me
(I wonder if she has my xanga)
I'll update 7th - 12th grade next time. My teacher is coming in soon to evaluate my work. |
